4 pool halls

Never play for money with a guy who named his cue
Never play for the bar tab with a guy wider than he is tall
There is no P in my OOL...

...to not look like a tourist in Hollywood

1. If you really want a picture of the "Hollywood" sign, buy a postcard.


2. Same goes for the "Hollywood & Vine" street signs.


3. Don't waste your money on a cab. Take the subway if you want to go to Downtown LA (why anybody would want to go to downtown LA is beyond me)